User blog comment:Manta-bee/Bored/@comment-1589863-20090908220627

Join us in something special and become one of the followers of Skodewarde.

Travel through the crevice to the pass pictured in our brochures. Look for a blue boat with a dent on the right fender. Raise both your hands in the air and recite the words: "Take me to my the true Leader, grant me the power to join him into his Skodewardenazirific Eternal Paradise, Skodewarde!" We'll do the rest. Because we all know, there is Skodewarde and there is Squidward, and both shall be praised.

Tissues required.