Ed Abuse

Ed Abuse is a fanfiction by TEd711.

Summary
Normally, Ed would comply with Sarah's "requests". But after a chat with himself, he has decided enough is enough. Watch as Ed goes through suffering that he'd never have to go through before, Sarah realizes her mistakes, and finally apologizes to Ed.

List of Scams

 * Ed's Ping Pong Table
 * Sell Funeral suits

Quotes

 * Sarah: "Get up, Stupid. I'd like you to make me a sandwich. Turkey and provolone, hold the mayonnaise. Got it, Stupid?"


 * Eddy: "Ed's Ping Pong table! For a measly quarter for each player, you and a buddy can play Ping Pong! Whether it be two on two or one on one, you will enjoy this exciting game!"


 * Sarah: [fearful] "I'M TELLING MOM BECAUSE YOU YELLED AT ME!"

Other Ed: [silent] Ed: "OH NO! YOU HAVE COME TO STEAL MY SPONGES IN THE WALL!!!!" Other Ed: "No. But I think that you're also being abused by your parents."
 * Ed: "Hiya, Other Ed!"

Jimmy: "Jeepers, Sarah. What was that all about?" Sarah: "I don't know. But it wasn't much." [another tremor occurs] Jimmy: "Aha! Hath that wicked dragon not given up yet?"
 * [tremor occurs]

Trivia

 * We learn why Ed lives in the basement: Ed used to reside in Sarah's room.
 * Ed finally stands up to Sarah, and yells at her (this is the first time he has done it without the use of a pebble in his shoe)
 * Sheldon Jr. makes an appearance in Sarah's nightmare.