Ed, Edd n Eddy - The Next Generation Episodes

Authors Note Before The Premire
Woohookman3:hello i changed my name to woohookman3 and this is the premire of Ed, Eddn Eddy The Next Generation this is where all the episodes will be held and you can review any episode so here we go!

Episode One The Empire
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Ed, Eddn Eddy The Next Generation

The story begins with everyone watching tv at eds house

Ed:blood sucking pinchers!

Edd:this movie is so inappropriate in many ways

Newsman:we interrupt this gross movie to bring you an important news flash what appears to be in space is a giant spaceship that could possibly destroy the planet!

Eddy:but that means no more pidgeons to scam!

in space......

Beta Soldier:emperor the boy is on the planet shall we proceed the attack?

Emperor:no no attack capture one of his friends first.....

Beta Soldier:what shall i do?

Emperor:go pilot the ship i want that planet!

back on earth.....

Eddy:hey whats that sound?

Ed:it sounds like the cyclops sucking the gore out of someones-

Edd:please dont finish that sentence ed....

Ed:he eddy guess what i am!

Eddy:i said shut up!

a ship lands in the culdesac and a soldier comes out of the ship

Beta Soldier:i think ill capture the kid with the big chin....

Kevin:i heard that!

Beta Soldier:your coming with me....

Kevin:what makes you think i would-

the soldier puts his hand on kevins head and teleports

Jimmy:this isnt good.....

back on the emperors ship......

Emperor:so thats the kid that hates the boy

Kevin:okay you better speak up you little son of a-

the emperors eyes glow red and hypnotizes kevin

Kevin:i will do your bidding.......

back on earth......

the ship is trying to escape and ed is angry

Ed:grrrrr.....

Johnny:um ed are you okay?

Ed:RAAAAAA!!!

ed is so enraged that he transforms into a chupacabra

Chupacabra Ed:RAAAAA!!!

ed gets sharp teeth brown fur and two wings as he jumps on the mini cruiser and rips it apart and kills every beta soldier in it

ed lands on the ground and turns back to normal

Eddy:well that was strange....

Ed:hello!