Ed, Edd, Eddy, n Edna

 Ed, Edd, Eddy, n Edna Is a Non-supernatural spin-off of "The Grim ED-ventures of Ed, Edd, n Eddy" that answers the question "What if Edna existed in the "Ed, Edd n Eddy" canon as Nazz's Cousin?" Stuff will happen!

Story (so far)
The friendship of the three male Eds and Edna all started when Eddy tried to buy a dirty movie off Ebay by using the money he earned from his "devil fruit scam". Nazz's cousin Edna moves to the cul-de-sac and wanted friends, sure enough meeting the Eds made her day. However during a incident involving the Kankers, she noticed that one of them was treated by the other two. It took Edna alot of quick thinking but she manages to befriend May Kanker and win the trust of her male Eds.

She soon earns the wrath of Marie and Lee Kanker, but gained a notorious rivalry against Kevin for standing up for the other two Eds and she exposed to everyone why he is obsessed with the word "dork" as retaliation for the "Skipper" incident that befall Eddy months ago.

However with most of the summer spent on being pals, making a new friend in Rachel Carlyle, and avoiding the other Kanker Sisters, there was a arrival of a new girl gang from Lemon Brook named "The Killer Sisters" and they are totally obsessed with destroying the Kankers and ruling their turf... plus Rachel has a history with them. so it took the combined efforts of the 4 Eds, the kids, and the kankers to get rid of them... but they swear revenge.

Then love is in the air as the 4 Eds meet 4 siblings from Japan, the Kimonos (Ryoko, Hikari, Kasumi, and Kitaro), thus earning more of Lee and Marie's wrath until Edna forced the Eds to apologize for their actions in "Home Cooked Eds". This apparently shocked the Kankers so they have no idea what to do.

Currently May was stuck with the Eds while Nazz and Edna attended the "Van Fartenshmeer/Espinoza family reunion" and after a incident, expect Eddy to be a bit nicer to May.

New Characters (Actually some of them are from Grim Eds)

 * Edna- One of the main protagonists and the 4th Ed who just happens to be a female... she has her own wiki page!
 * Rachel Carlyle- Squeeken1's OC a shy bespectacled girl. Often confused for Edna. She used to live in Lemon Brook and was a gofer for the Killer Sisters until she moved away... only for them to go to Peach Creek but only to hunt for the Kankers. She is friends with The 4 Eds (especially Edna), May Kanker, Nazz, and Johnny 2x4 since they are now dating. She is accompanied by Plank's Girlfriend Splinter... a female wooden plank.
 * THE KILLER SISTERS (Julie, Lindsay, and Tara) the fanfic's main antagonists (they make Lee, Marie, and Kevin look like babies) three REALLY bad girls from Lemon Brook who hunt the Kankers for their title of baddest girl in the neighborhood. They are shown to be downright sadistic and enjoy their horrible activites. It took the combined forces of the 4 Eds, the Kids, and the Kankers to get them out of town. They still seek revenge.
 * The Kimono Siblings

Kasumi Kimono- based on and resembles Kasumi Tendo from "Ranma 1/2". Ed's girlfriend, is a good cook. She appears to have a strange ability to be unable to be harmed by anything. actually wants to be friends with everybody, especially May Kanker for the same reason Edna wants to be friends with her. She is very maternal to her sisters (and brother)

Hikari "Kari" Kimono- based on and resembles Hikari (Kari) Kamiya from Digimon, Double D's girlfriend. She is more of the "middleman" of the Kimono clan just like how Double D is to the Eds. She calls him "Sock-hat-kun" and doesn't trust Marie Kanker.

Ryoko Kimono- based on and resembles Ryoko Hakubi from Tenchi Muyo, Eddy's girlfriend. Seems to be tomboyish, rowdy and loves "tea" but she hates it when he scams because it makes her look bad and she REALLY hates it when Eddy is acting like a perv. hates Kevin and Lee Kanker. It was later revealed she was a horrible troublemaker until Kasumi taught her right from wrong just by flicking her head when she misbehaves.

Kitaro Kimono- based on and resembles Kitaro from "Ge Ge Ge no Kitaro", Edna's boyfriend. A mature boy his age, Kitaro has great people skills and enjoys a life of peace and serenity with his older sisters, his friends, and his girlfriend Edna. Like Edna he belives in a world where bullying doesn't exist and everyone must "be exellent to each other" and "party on". His Kimono's pattern resembles his namesake's Chanchanko vest and also wears the geta sandals. Lee Kanker doesn't like him because he protected Edna from her by kicking his geta sandals at her face.


 * Jennifer- Yukimizuno's OC and the name Jennifer from her fanfic "The Aspie Girl". Jennifer is a young girl who like Rachel also moved to Peach Creek. She is diagnosed with Aspergers but it didn't stop her in making friends with the 4 Eds, Rachel, Nazz, May, and the other kids, even to the point where the kids formed a angry mob after Kevin said horrible things about her on Edna's Birthday Party. She enjoys cross stitching with Rachel.

Trivia

 * This is indeed a alternate universe version of "The Grim ED-ventures of Ed, Edd, n Eddy" but with no weird supernatural stuff happening at all... exept for the "Thriller" parody.
 * The author had alot of thought into the OCs of this story. He claims that he noticed that "Ed, Edd, n Eddy", the show doesn’t have POSITIVE female characters because the females on this show are rather mean to the Eds and Nazz despite being sweet, sometimes can be seen laughing at or beating up the Eds but it’s possible she does that only when the other kids do it. He also wanted the Eds to have NICE girlfriends who will treat them right (think “Anti-Kankers”) so that’s why he created the Kimono Sisters, years later he did the same thing for Edna as was the result of a question often asked by her creator, "What if there was a fourth Ed and it turned out to be a female?" The author also makes other OCs who are females because he once asked this question, "Are there any females who are NICE to the Eds?" The Killer Sisters areactually based on and named after three girls who used to tease the author back in high school... but the characters are just exaggerated versions of them and they were the result of the Author thinking, "What if there was ANOTHER group of bad girls who just happen to be even worse than the Kankers...
 * The Author just liked the OCs Rachel and Jenny so he asked if they should appear and he got the permission.
 * The author dedicated Chapter 16 of EEEnE to Michael Jackson (1959-2009) and wrote it on the night he died.
 * Chapter 6 was a parody of the movie "King of Kong"
 * Chapter 8 reveals Edna's Coulrophobia.
 * Chapter 9 was a parody of "MTV's Jack@$$" and dedicated to the loving memory of Sandra Cantu (2001-2009)
 * Chapter 12 had a message that the author's cousin got married on the day he published it.
 * Chapter 15 was a retelling of the classic fairy tale "The Animals of Bremen and it casted Ed, Edd, Eddy, n Edna as a donkey, a rooster, a dog, and a cat.
 * Chapter 19 is a obvious parody of the 1985 movie "Weird Science" and the author wrote it for three reasons, one was that the movie's director John Huges died, another was he wanted to parody the movie in "The Grim ED-ventures of Ed, Edd, n Eddy" and the last reason was so he can have the Eds wear bras on their heads for "ceremonial reasons"
 * The "Poke-a-man" and "the Naughty Boy Channel' jokes in chapter 20 were originally from the Author's Fairly Oddparents fanfic "Timmy Turner and Hootch"
 * The author is currently planning a chapter that parodies "The Beatles: Yellow Submarine" and it involves the 4 Eds as the fab 4.