I Have to Go Ed

I Have to Go Ed is a fan-made episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy. In this episode, Ed and Eddy have to use the bathroom.

Plot
It starts out as a typical day with students in class. Edd raises his hand and is excused to the bathroom. Once there, he meets Jonny holding Plank in front of a urinal, so he uses a stall.

Edd soon returns to class and Eddy remarks how he'd dare use the school bathrooms, especially considering his dislike of germs. Edd says that he respects public bathrooms. Eddy tells him that he and Ed would usually "hold it in" until the end of class. Ed is seen drinking juice, but a curious Eddy drinks the rest and throws the box into's Jimmy homework, the remaining juice staining his paper.

Suddenly, Ed and Eddy get a terrible feeling in their guts. Edd finds out they've been drinking prune juice. The bell rings and the two Eds race to the nearest bathroom. Plank is still using the urinal and Jonny decides to use the other one. Eddy attempts to get in the stall, only to realize Rolf was already inside. So Ed and Eddy go inside the bathroom next door. Unfortunately, this happens to be the girls bathroom and they end up being kicked out by Sarah and Nazz.

With the increasing desperation to use a bathroom, Ed and Eddy run upstairs. However, Edd has locked the door, due to a toilet mishap. He gives his friends the key for the reserve bathroom downstairs. The two Eds make their way to the last bathroom, but Kevin gets in the way and says it is only for handicapped people. Ed and Eddy quickly get into a wheelchair and crutches, but then Kevin says the bathroom is for girls. The Eds dress up like girls, but Kevin now says only aliens can use the bathroom. Ed returns dressed like an alien and barfs out a costumed Eddy. They are finally let inside, only to discover that the toilet is out of order. Kevin snaps a photo of the Eds' costumes and leaves laughing.

The school bell finally rings and the two Eds run outside to pee in the bushes. Edd, however, forbids them from vandalizing the gifts of nature as well as school property. Eddy and Ed get so upset that they end up messing their pants, attracting a crowd. Edd repeats himself saying they should have respected what the public has to offer, that is until Eddy rips his pants off and replies that public can't offer shorts. As Edd gets humiliated, Ed hugs Eddy while they share Edd's pants.

Memorable Quotes
"Excuse us, Double D. But Plank has to go. And he doesn't like when people are watching."

- Jonny 2x4

"It may have cost me my bed time, but I finally completed by work. (juice splashes on the paper) Waaaahahaha!"

- Jimmy

"Oooww. My tummy is being mean to me, Double D!"

- Ed when the juice gives him a stomach ache.

"Ed: I am Lord Riggler. Ruler of the planet Glipborg 7! (barfs Eddy out of mouth) Eddy: Do that again and I swear I'll... (turns to Kevin) Greetings, Earth human. We've travelled many light years to use what you call bathrooms. Let us in...please!"

- One of Ed and Eddy's attempts to use the reserve bathroom.

"Thanks for the pose, space dorks!"

- Kevin after photographing the Eds in alien outfits.

Trivia

 * The Kankers are briefly seen in the stalls of the girl bathroom.