Camp Edzlo

Camp Edzlo is a crossover between Ed, Edd n Eddy and Camp Lazlo, made by The Eds Rock.

Summary
The Eds accidentally end up at Camp Kidney and must find a way back home with help from the Bean Scouts.

Characters

 * Ed
 * Edd
 * Eddy
 * Lazlo
 * Raj
 * Clam
 * Edward
 * Chip
 * Skip
 * Patsy
 * Nina
 * Gretchen
 * Scoutmaster Lumpus
 * Slinkman
 * Chef McMuesli

Story
The story starts with Ed reading a comic book in his bedroom. Someone knocks on his window and Ed sees that it's Eddy. Eddy informs Ed that Edd has a new invention and the two of them run off to Edd's garage. When they arrive, Edd shows them his new invention. It's a portal with a supercomputer attached to it and it enables people to travel anywhere in the world, even to another universe. Eddy starts talking about all the money they'll make and before Edd can comment on it, he catches Ed pressing random buttons on the computer and claiming he wants to visit The Planet of Bacon Men, which Eddy thinks is stupid. After Edd scolds Ed for messing with his invention, the machine starts to shake and spark and then, a portal appears. Ed grabs Edd and Eddy and enters the portal despite their protests. The portal sends the three of them to Camp Kidney.

When the Eds arrive at Camp Kidney, they look around and wonder where they are. Ed thinks they're on The Planet of Bacon Men but Edd tells him they're actually at a campground. Eddy notices the portal machine is gone and that's when Edd realizes the flaw in his invention. He confesses that it was just a prototype and that they're stranded at the campground until they can build another portal machine.

Eddy asks Edd what they should do now and before Edd can answer, Slinkman shows up and Ed points out that he's a slug. Edd asks Slinkman where they are and Slinkman says they're at Camp Kidney. Eddy asks Slinkman what Camp Kidney is and Slinkman says it's a summer camp for boys. He asks the Eds if they want to join Camp Kidney but Eddy takes Ed and Edd aside first. Eddy doesn't want to join Camp Kidney but Ed does. Edd suggests they join Camp Kidney because they'll need a place to stay until they can build another portal. Eddy reluctantly agrees and the three of them tell Slinkman they want to join Camp Kidney.

Slinkman introduces himself and takes the Eds to meet Scoutmaster Lumpus. When the four of them arrive at Lumpus's office, they see him sleeping at his desk. Ed points out that Lumpus is a moose and Edd starts to get annoyed with him pointing out the animals. After waking Lumpus up from his nap, Slinkman introduces him to the Eds and informs him that they want to join Camp Kidney. Lumpus groans at the idea of having three new campers at Camp Kidney. The Eds introduce themselves and then, Lumpus adds them to the camp roster and instructs Slinkman to give them their uniforms, assign them to a cabin, and introduce them to the other campers.

Slinkman follows Lumpus's instructions, starting with giving the Eds their uniforms. Edd feels uncomfortable with the Bean Scout hat so he asks Slinkman if he can wear his regular hat instead. Slinkman says "no" at first because there's a rule that says all campers have to wear the entire uniform but after seeing what's under Edd's hat (and puking), Slinkman tells Edd they can make an exception for him.

Once the Eds get their uniforms, Slinkman takes them to their cabin and tells them they need to name it. Eddy sarcastically suggests "garbage dump" but Slinkman says it has to be a bean. Ed suggests "buttered toast" but Eddy reminds him it has to be a bean. Edd finally suggests "butterbean" and that's what they agree to name the cabin.

Slinkman instructs the Eds to change into their uniforms and meet him back at Scoutmaster Lumpus's office when they're done. While the Eds change into their uniforms, Slinkman goes back to Scoutmaster Lumpus's office so he can make an announcement over the camp's loudspeakers. Slinkman tells the Bean Scouts to report to the amphitheater for an assembly and that three new campers will be joining Camp Kidney for the summer.

A short while later, the Eds are wearing their uniforms and are following Lumpus and Slinkman to the amphitheater. Eddy complains about the uniform and asks Edd when they're going to start working on another portal. Edd says he's not sure yet and suggests they ask the other campers for help. As the Eds get closer to the amphitheater, they notice that all the Bean Scouts are animals just like Lumpus and Slinkman. Ed points out that Lazlo is a monkey, Raj is an elephant & Clam is a rhino. Ed points out Edward too but he calls him a duck and Edd tells him he's actually a platypus. Eddy wonders why everyone at Camp Kidney is some kind of animal and Edd explains that they're in an anthropomorphic universe.

Over at the amphitheater, the Bean Scouts are waiting for Lumpus and Slinkman to arrive with the new campers. The Jellybeans (a.k.a. Lazlo, Raj & Clam) are the only ones who are excited and they think they're going to make three new friends. When the Eds, Lumpus & Slinkman arrive at the amphitheater, the latter two introduce the Bean Scouts to the former three. Slinkman tells the Eds they'll enjoy Camp Kidney but Lumpus tells them the opposite. The assembly is over after that and everyone except the Eds and the Jellybeans leave the amphitheater.

The Eds and the Jellybeans introduce themselves and have a brief conversation. Then, the Eds explain their situation and the Jellybeans agree to help them. Lazlo informs the Eds that there's an electronics shop in Prickly Pines that has the supplies they need for the portal. Raj, however, informs them that they're not allowed to leave camp, which is what they have to do to get to Prickly Pines. Edd doesn't want to break a rule but Eddy says they should go anyway.

The Eds and the Jellybeans go to the electronics shop in Prickly Pines and when they arrive, they find out that the supplies for the portal cost $100. The boys are broke so they return to Camp Kidney and ask Lumpus and Slinkman for money. Slinkman doesn't have money because Lumpus never pays him. Lumpus doesn't have money either and says that even if he did, he wouldn't share it with anyone.

The Eds and the Jellybeans decide to raise money for the portal by selling something. Lazlo suggests they sell beans like in the Camp Lazlo episode, I've Never Bean In A Sub. Eddy thinks the idea is stupid but Edd thinks they should try it. Raj mentions that during the episode, he got sick after eating an expired bean. When Edd explains what "expired" means, the Jellybeans realize their past mistake.

The Eds and the Jellybeans collect fresh beans from the mess hall kitchen and then, they set up a bean stand back in Prickly Pines. The boys start trying to sell beans but they don't get any customers and after half an hour, Ed and Eddy decide to quit. Edd apologizes for their impatience and tells the Jellybeans they can still count on him for support. Lazlo thanks Edd and says, "we beans need to stick together."

Ed and Eddy go back to Camp Kidney. Ed's stomach growls and Eddy wonders when they're going to serve lunch. Slinkman announces through the loudspeakers that lunch is being served in the mess hall and the two Eds decide to eat lunch. When they go to the mess hall, Ed points out that Chef McMuesli is a goat just like Rolf's goat, Victor, but Eddy doesn't care. When the two Eds go to the main counter, Chef McMuesli serves them hot dogs. They're not regular hot dogs though; they're made out of tofu like the ones in the Camp Lazlo episode, Beans and Weenies. Ed and Eddy complain about the tofu and leave the main counter.

After he and Ed find a table to sit at, Eddy complains about Camp Kidney and says he hates it. Edward, who is sitting at the table too along with Chip and Skip, admits that he hates Camp Kidney also. The five of them introduce themselves and then, Eddy points out that he, Ed, Edd & Edward all have the same name. Ed thinks Chip and Skip are bugs (they're really dung beetles) and their flies become attracted to Ed's stench.

Eddy asks Edward if there's any way to make money at Camp Kidney. Edward says "no" and that Camp Kidney is a garbage dump. Chip and Skip mention that the Squirrel Scouts have a lot of money. Eddy asks who the Squirrel Scouts are and Edward tells him they're from an all-girls camp in Acorn Flats and that they make money by selling cookies. Thinking cookies are more profitable than beans, Eddy gets an idea and asks Edward to take him and Ed to Acorn Flats.

Ed, Eddy & Edward go to Acorn Flats. Eddy's plan is to sneak into the Squirrel Scout camp, steal their cookies and sell them for money. Edward likes this plan and agrees to help Ed and Eddy. It's easy for the three of them to sneak into the camp unnoticed since the Squirrel Scouts are all on a field trip. Ed, Eddy & Edward collect boxes of cookies from the food terrace and start heading back to Prickly Pines. Ed grabs a box, opens it and eats all the cookies inside. Then, he accidentally leaves the empty box back in the Squirrel Scout camp.

Edd and the Jellybeans are still trying to sell beans in Prickly Pines and they're still not having any luck. The four of them see Ed, Eddy & Edward arriving with their Squirrel Scout cookies and walk over to them. Lazlo asks Eddy if he found another way to raise money for the portal and Eddy tells him they're going to sell cookies. Raj notices that the cookies are from the Squirrel Scout camp and Eddy admits that he stole them. Edd and the Jellybeans disapprove of Eddy's scam, arguing that they'd rather earn money the honest way, and walk back over to their bean stand. Ed, Eddy & Edward set up their cookie stand and start trying to sell cookies.

Later, the Squirrel Scouts return to Acorn Flats after their field trip. Patsy, Nina & Gretchen find the empty box Ed left behind. They realize the box is from their stash of Squirrel Scout cookies and that someone broke into their camp while they were gone. The girls enter the food terrace and discover that their entire stash of Squirrel Scout cookies is gone. Gretchen assumes the Bean Scouts stole it and Nina wonders why they would do that. Patsy says that although she doesn't know, they're going to find out.

Patsy, Nina & Gretchen pay a visit to Camp Kidney. They think Edward is the one who stole their cookies so they go to his cabin, hoping they'll find them there, but they find Chip and Skip instead. Patsy asks where Edward is and Chip and Skip tell her he, Ed & Eddy are in Prickly Pines. Nina asks who Ed and Eddy are and Chip and Skip tell her they're new campers who wanted Edward to help them sneak into the Squirrel Scout camp and steal their cookies. Gretchen asks what Ed, Eddy & Edward plan to do with the cookies and Chip and Skip tell her they plan to sell them for money. This angers the girls and they head off to Prickly Pines.

Back in Prickly Pines, Ed, Eddy & Edward are done selling cookies and they have $200. Eddy wants to keep all the money to himself but Edward demands half of it since he helped with the scam. Eddy refuses to share the money with Edward and the two of them start fighting. While Ed watches the fight, Edd walks over to them and stops the fight by blowing an air horn. Edd informs Eddy and Edward that the money doesn't belong to either of them and that even if it did, they could split it 50-50 and buy the portal anyway. Eddy would rather get home than argue about it so he decides to share the money with Edward. However, before anyone has a chance to head for the electronics shop, Patsy, Nina & Gretchen show up. Ed wants to point out what kind of animals they are but Eddy orders him to stop doing that. Edd notices how angry the girls are and slowly backs away as they approach Ed, Eddy & Edward.

Patsy, Nina & Gretchen scold Ed, Eddy & Edward for their scam and tell them Chip and Skip spilled the beans about it. Edward argues that it was Eddy's idea and Eddy argues that Edward gave him the idea. Patsy, Nina & Gretchen order Ed, Eddy & Edward to give them the $200 as payment for stealing their cookies. Eddy and Edward refuse to give up the money. They, along with Ed, grab it and run off while Patsy, Nina & Gretchen start chasing them.

Edd and the Jellybeans are disappointed that no one wants to buy their beans. They're ready to give up until Raj remembers the time Lazlo almost broke the bean-stacking record, which also happened in I've Never Bean In A Sub. Raj suggests they try to break the record again. Edd agrees and asks how many beans they'll need in order to break the record. Clam says "128,514". Then, Lazlo starts stacking the beans.

Trivia

 * A running gag in this story is Ed pointing out what kind of animals the Camp Lazlo characters are.
 * Slinkman sees what's under Edd's hat.
 * The Eds name their cabin "Butterbean".
 * Ed thinks Edward is a duck when he sees him for the first time.
 * Episodes from both shows are referenced.
 * Victor and Commander Hoo-Ha are mentioned.

External Link

 * Camp Edzlo on Fanfiction.net