The Bobby Blabby Issue 3

The Bibby Boo-Boo (eerrr...um..i mean..) Bobby Blabby Issue 3 is a fanfiction story by User:Godzilla101 (just kidding, it's by Eddy, or is it) actually no it's not fanfiction it's real,

Fun Fact (well at least it's fun for me): I'm gonna lie so much on this article that you will be utterly confused by whichever is a lie or a fact. (or maybe not!) (then again, maybe I will!)

Issue #3 Articles

 * Jonny and Plank are really brothers, their ancestors were a caveman and an oak tree.


 * Nazz's mother wanted Nazz to be a bikini model for Swimsuit Monthly.


 * In the future, Sarah will become a circus clown, then she will live in a crate full of monkeys who bite.


 * Jimmy was rejected by the Boy Scouts and was invited by the Girl Scouts!


 * Kevin owes Ed a bag full of quarters because Ed's great-great grandfather had won a rock-paper-scissors game against Kevin's great-great-grandfather when they were drawn into a tie at a potato sack race game in Alabama.


 * Rolf has genetically inherited the personality traits of being incredibly confused by American culture.


 * A purple-blue-yellow-green-red frog escaped from the Biology Lab and stole Edd's refridgerator, forcing Double D to eat out of a dumpster for 2 months until his parents could buy a cheap, styrofoam one. You don't want to smell Double D's breath, even though he mouthwashed 6 times a day!

Consequences

 * Jonny and Plank have celebrated an honorary Brotherhood Holiday and took the day off from school. However, they were still marked Absent with No Excuse (no good excuse that is!)


 * Nazz threw away her swimsuit and instead wears scuba gear whenever she goes to the pool.


 * Sarah started crying like a baby and wrote angry letters to Clown College that she will not go.


 * Kevin entered a rock-paper-scissors game with Ed (a formal rematch). Ed won! The game was played at best 20 out of 39.


 * Double D is looking for Bobby Blabby!


 * Jimmy started to work out at the gym to prove his masculinity. He went to the hospital 1.4 seconds after trying to work out at the gym.