The Wedding of Casimus Prime and Ilana Lunis

I knew I would eventually have to write this article, but I think it's time for my boy Prime get married. And who else to be his squeeze than none other than Sym-Bionic Titan's Ilana Lunis. They will be wed in the episode "My Big Fat Ed Wedding Part 1" and in "My Big Fat Ed Wedding Part 2".

Do's and Don'ts List
Do's: Don'ts: Ilana did also make a request for Prime, that he not wear his helmet for the service. He agrees and, in exchange, is given an Autobot symbol pin for his tuxedo t-shirt and Autobot symbol gem for his ring that Ilana bought at a jewelry store when buying Prime's ring.
 * Socialize with family members
 * Wear something formal
 * Take part in eulogies
 * Get a reservation in the Prime-Lunis block of rooms at the Hyatt Hotel
 * Vehiclepool
 * Play the song This is It when the pastor says "you may kiss the bride"
 * (for Eddy) Overdress
 * (for Eddy) Been seen, not heard at service
 * Make a scene
 * Try to hook up with relatives
 * No comedy acts
 * (also for Eddy) At the bachelor party, NO EXOTIC DANCERS OR STRIPPERS

Guestlist
Prime and Edd's family/friends: Ilana's family/friends:
 * Ed Hatcherson
 * Eddward Louison
 * Eric Louison (Edd and Prime's father)
 * Erin Louison (Edd and Prime's mother)
 * Eddy McGee
 * Kevin Miller
 * Nazz Meriwether
 * Sarah Hatcherson
 * Carly Jones (Prime's partner in woodshop)
 * Maria Wilchard (Prime's partner in woodshop)
 * King Lunis
 * Queen Lunis
 * Lance Lunis
 * Dwight Hamison
 * Michael Joon
 * Fredrick Howser
 * Emmett Gnash

Eulogies
King Lunis:

"Ilana, I sent you to Earth from Galaluna to find a new life. In return, you return with a man who wants your hand in marriage. I cannot say how you make your old man proud. Even though you aren't a little girl anymore, you will always be my little princess in my eyes. I'm sure Prime will be a great husband. Thank you."

Edd:

"Prime. As your brother, I think it's my responsilbility to say I'm proud. I always thought that all Cul-de-tronians were fighters, not lovers by heart. I guess you are. I thought Nazz would've been your wife, but I guess you found something in Ilana you really like and I applaud you for that. You are gonna be a great man. Thank you."

Bachelor and Bachelorette Parties
For Prime's bachelor party, all the guys (except Eric) take Prime to Techies Cafe and Disco. As per Prime's request, Eddy didn't invite any exotic dancers or strippers. However, he did invite Carly and Maria, Prime's partners in woodshop. Ed and Kevin head up to the bar and order the biggest pitchers of Mountain Dew they carry. Prime spends most of the time talking to the girls (or as Eddy calls them "female ladies") about his creation. When the song Shake it Booty Quake it comes on, Carly invites Prime to dance. Prime first refuses, but as he is dragged up by Carly and Maria, he unleashes his inner Michael Jackson and throws down.

For Ilana's bachelorette party, all the girls take Ilana to Sip and Sing, a coffee shop/karaoke club. Most of the girls talk about Ilana in her wedding dress. Ilana starts talking about how she and Prime are gonna be great. She is a little nervous about being wed on a beach in a dress barefoot, but Nazz says it's natural. She goes up to the karaoke machine and sings her's and Prime's song, This is It by Michael Jackson. She then decides to go back to the hotel and sleep.

Service
The service is held at Niagara Beach. The service opens with Prime stepping out in a tuxedo t-shirt, stone gray shorts and bare feet. Just before Ilana is step out, Edd shoots a microchip from gauntlet under his sleeve and the radio starts playing Chris Brown's "Forever". As it plays, he and everyone in the cul-de-sac gets up in the aisile and starts dancing. After it ends, Prime and Ilana recite eulogies to each other, don thier rings, and pucker up. The Kankers watching it at home (they hid a camera in Eddy's ear) say that should be them getting married to thier boy toys.