Kevin the Junkie

Kevin the Junkie is a fanfic about Kevin who wants to show that he is a whole lot stronger than the other kids so he decides to use performance enhancing steroids.

Quotes
Kevin: "Check me out, I'm totally ripped!"

Eddy: "Be careful there Kev-boy, I heard that stuff does funny things to your balls."

Kevin: "Are you calling me funny balls?!"

Kevin: "Ok, this does not look good here, um....."

Eddy: "What's the matter, Kevin? You ran out of bull shark testosterone?"