Ed of War

This is a non-canonical episode & the non-canonical end to the series

Synopis
The Eds' latest scam succeeds so much, the kids have had enough! They plot to KILL the Eds & get rid of him once & for all!

Plot
The Eds' latest scam, Ed's Ferry Line, is a huge success. But when the Kids discover the other end of the line is the Bio-Waste Dump, guarded by Biollante, they decide they've had enough of the Eds! They decide that they must be killed! They go back to the Cul-De-Sac & start making lethal weapons. Kevin finds his dad's AK-47, Rolf makes a Meat Launcher, Sarah hires Hulk Hogan, Jimmy buys a jump rope & makes it into a mace & Jonny & Plank become Captain Melonhead & Splinter The Wonder Wood. Nazz, though, flees, saying that they are all insane & criminal & calls them Nazi's. She goes to the Eds to warn them. Soon, Edd is busy engineering weapons. Ed, meanwhile, builds armour with a real Death Ray based on the Dalek on Doctor Who & Eddy becomes Professor Scam. Nazz builds a Bowling Ball launcher.

Soon, Edd completes his weapons, all of which are laser-based. The lines are drawn. With their new weapons, they go to the Park n Flush. The Kankers try to kiss the Eds, but Nazz yells at them & KO's them with a few well-placed 18 balls.

Meanwhile, back at the Cul-De-Sac, Rolf erects a barricade with Automated Guns shooting sausages. Hulk Hogan drops out, saying he would never kill kids. Angered, Sarah destroys Ed's room.

Soon, the Eds & Nazz begin their charge on the Cul-De-Sac. Ed easily destroys the barricade. Then, Eddy throws Scam Stars at Jimmy, KO-ing him. Sarah proceeds to try and kill Ed, but Ed shouts "EX-TER-MI-NATE!" and KO's Sarah. Rolf starts shooting at Edd, who deflects them with his Laser Sword, then KO's Rolf with his Auto Laser Rifle. Nazz KO's Captain Melonhead with a 12 ball, then puts Plank on a termite mound.

One final showdown between Prof. Scam & Kevin takes place. It's a lengthy fight, but in the end, Kevin wins. Defeated, Kevin tells Eddy he's not a dork, he's a dead dork. Then, in the most emotional part of the series, Kevin shoots & kills Eddy. Laughing evilly, he guns down Ed. It is now between Edd & Kevin. The latter discovers that Edd has lethal lasers & is killed by Edd's Laser Sword. The other kids come to & discover Eddy & Kevin have been killed. Ed was only playing dead, but believes he is now a zombie. But Edd corrects him. Plank says that peace must be established.

Then, the dust settles & reveals that everything has been destroyed. Then, a miracle occurs. Eddy & Kevin come to. Kevin discovers he loaded rubber bullets & Edd used stun lasers.

At last, the adults arrive. They scold Kevin for trying to organize a mafia & call the police. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police come & arrest him, sending him to the Maximum Security Center in Vancouver (Peach Creek is a suburb of Vancouver).

Ed's Parents rebuild his room, Edd's Parents vow to spend more time with him & Eddy's Parents aquire the Jawbreaker Factory from Kevin's, who turn out to be in league with Osama bin Laden.

An epilogue plays during the credits. The song played is "Bohemian Rhapshody" by Queen

Cast

 * Matt Hill - Ed
 * Samuel Vincent - Edd
 * Tony Sampson - Eddy
 * Peter Kelamis - Rolf
 * Jaynse Jaud - Sarah, Lee
 * Keenan Christenson - Jimmy
 * Erin Fitzgerald - Nazz, May
 * Kathleen Barr - Kevin, Marie
 * David Paul Grove - Jonny 2x4
 * Nicholas Briggs - Ed's Dalek Voice
 * Joe McHale - Ed's Dad
 * Billie Piper - Ed's Mom
 * George Takei - Edd's Dad
 * Angelina Jolie - Edd's Mom
 * Don Rickles - Eddy's Dad
 * Estelle Harris - Eddy's Mom
 * Hayden Christenson - Kevin's Dad
 * Natalie Portman - Kevin's Mom
 * Ian McDiarmad - Rolf's Dad
 * Teresa Gallagher - Rolf's Mom
 * Tom Hanks - Jimmy's Dad
 * Tara Strong - Jimmy's Mom, Jonny's Dad
 * Dwight Shultz - Jonny's Dad
 * John DiMaggio - Nazz's Dad
 * Penelope Cruz - Nazz's Mom
 * Gilbert Gottfried - Plank

Epilogue

 * Nazz became Edd's girfriend, which eventually culminated in a marriage & twins, named Sarah & James
 * Ed went on to write his own comic book series, called "Lothar The Conquerer Of Worlds". It became a huge success.
 * Eddy became CEO of Canadian National Railway. He ran everything on time & died rich.
 * Kevin assassinated the Prime Minister of Canada & was sentenced to lethal injection.
 * Sarah & Jimmy married & had a girl named Clover, who inherited her moms bad temper.
 * Jonny sold a line of Planks that became a worldwide success.
 * Rolf became CEO of his own company, Meat Packers Industries. He was forced to retire when animal slaughter was made illegal by international law & later joined the WWE. He won the championship 5 times before he was murdered by Jack The Ripper's vengeful spirit.
 * The Kankers died of their injuries.

Trivia

 * This episode is non-canonical.
 * This is the very 1st time adults are shown in full.
 * The parents are voiced by Hollywood celebrities.
 * Plank is revealed to have the ablility to talk.

Goofs

 * At one point, Ed's Daleks Armour looks discoloured.
 * How could Kevin's parents be in league with Osama?
 * Plank was thrown onto a termite mound, but there were no termites. Could it be a dead mound?