The Bobby Blabby Issue 2

The Bobby Blabby Issue 2 is a fan-fiction article by Godzilla101.

Summary
Blobby Blabby magazine articles were destroyed by reputation before. But someone has taken over the second Blobby Blabby Issue #2.

The Articles

 * Jonny's body bacteria develops a certain type of disease called The Not-Always Common Cold-Hearted Trouble of Germs in Jonny.
 * Kevin uses Plank to complete board-laying on his house roof.
 * Jimmy is actually from another planet called Jimery Jimery Squirt.
 * Double D actually has dandruff, lice, and is bald, that's why he wears his hat.
 * Rolf blows up Kevin's house as revenge at Kevin for blowing up his house as home for his grandmother.
 * Sarah found out that she's not part of a chimp race, but a screaming-turkey race.
 * Nazz is afraid of herself.
 * The world supply of artichoke increased by 86% of the same number rate in 1973.
 * Giant monster destroyed Italy and ate the Tower of Pisa
 * Rolf is a carnivores mutant cannibal.
 * Nazz uses Plank to pick her nose with.
 * The Kankers gave everybody gecko flu (the worst kind of flu since bird flu and swine flu).

Crew

 * Publisher: Ed disguised as an old lady
 * Newspaper Delivery: Ed
 * Writer: Bobby Blabby's true identity name, "YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!" FYI everybody at home knows your secret identity and it is Eddy!!!!

Reaction

 * The Disease Control Agency kidnapped Jonny and took him into the Bacteria Prison to dissect and study the disease type.
 * Jonny got Kevin in trouble after being released from the DCA Prison by telling his parents.
 * Jimmy was taken by N.A.S.A. and the Interpol to locate him back to his planet.
 * Double D didn't believe it, and removed his hat to prove it, only to realize that at least that he was bald.
 * Kevin beat up Rolf.
 * Sarah gets very angry and is looking for the publisher.
 * Nazz's reaction was the same as Sarah's.
 * The Cul-De-Sac kids' parents brought extra artichoke home for dinner, making the kids angry.
 * Italian INTERPOL started a search for a giant monster.
 * Zoooligets are now on the search for Rolf the Cannibal and when they find him they will put him in the zoo.
 * The prevention of cruelty to wood (POCTW) is now on the war-path against Nazz.
 * The Kankers are now to be separated from the Cul-de-Sac for life.