Left 4 Dead Surf N Turf

Time for surf n turf. The survivors think they are safe but what they don't know is that they are in for a ride of a life time.

Edd: Where do you think were going? I don't wanna leave my home.

Kevin: In case you don't know our home's are infested with stupid walking corpses. We'll have to settle for new home's wherever we go.

Rolf: Nanna will be very upset for leaving home.

[Helicopter pilot starts moaning]

Nazz: Sir are you okay?

Edd: You look a little pale.

[Pilot lunges at Edd and trys to bite him]

Edd: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Kevin: Hang on!

[Kevin trys to get the zombie off but Rolf pushs the pilot out the helicopter]

Edd: Oh thank you.

Rolf: It is okay ed boy.

Nazz: Guys if there's no pilot, who's flying the helicopter?

Edd: Uh oh.

[The helicopter spins out of control]

Edd: Anyway to stop this contraption!?

Kevin: It'll stop...

Edd: Really?

Kevin: Yeah... When we crash!

[Helicopter crashes]

Edd: Oh my head.

Kevin: Man that bite's.

Nazz: Great i thought we were gonna out of this. How did the pilot get infected.

Edd: He must have gotten bitten before we took off. But enough about that the real question here is how are we gonna escape now?

Rolf: We can use the floaty thing-a-ma-jig.

Kevin: You mean a boat right?

Rolf: Is this a test?!

Kevin: Never mind. There's a boat rental shop 3 miles from here.

Edd: But without our weapons how are we gonna get there? There could be hundreds of infected.

[Kevin digs through the helicopter wreckage and finds everyone's guns]

Kevin: Check it out our weapons made it.

Edd: Well ain't that swell.

Kevin: Okay lets get going.

[Halfway there they hear a smoker rustling in the bushes]

Edd: Anyone hear that? It's a smoker.

Nazz: Keep your eye's open.

[Smoker snatches Kevin]

Kevin: AH let go!

Nazz: Kevin!!

[Edd run's at the smoker, breaks his tongue then Rolf kills the smoker]

Edd: are you okay?

Kevin: Yeah i am.

[A Boomer come's out Nazz shoots it and explodes causing boomer bile to go to everyone]

Rolf: This smells worse than nanna's backside

[Horde noises]

Edd: Oh dear

Nazz: Get ready to fight.

[Infected come out from all directions]

Edd: Keep shooting!

Kevin: There coming from behind.

Rolf: Rolf has it.

[Infected still coming]

Kevin: How many of these stupid things are there!?

Nazz: Just keep fighting.

Edd: There's to many of them.

[Horde nearly ends]

Nazz: Only a few zombies left.

[Horde ends]

Kevin: Okay lets keep moving.

[Later they make it to a cigar factory]

Edd: A cigar factory.

Rolf: What is this. "C-gar"

Kevin: We need to go through it.

Edd: But cigar's are not good for us. Think of the damage it will do to ourselves.

Kevin: Quit being a dork and get moving.

[They enter the factory]

Edd: Oh dear.

Nazz: quit being a baby Double d.

[Smoker coughs are hear all over the whole factory]

Kevin: Oh no!

Edd: We need to get out fast!

[As they run looking for an exit, Smoker's come out all over the whole factory. The survivors shoot all the smokers they see]

Nazz: Look for the exit quickly but don't stop shooing.

Edd: It's nowhere we looked all over!

Kevin: There surrounding us!

[One smoker snatches Rolf]

Rolf: AY EY!

Edd: Hang on Rolf!

[Kills the smoker]

Kevin: Were gonna die unless we find an exit.

Edd: Look a door.

Nazz: Run to it!

[They run to the door and make it out alive]

Edd: That was way to close.

Nazz: At least were alive

Kevin: And good thing we alone need to cross at the park.

Nazz: Little zombie's too this should be easy.

[As they walk past the park they have a small chat]

Edd: I cannot wait for this all to end.

Nazz: Hey double d What happened to Eddy and Ed.

Edd: I really don't know i sure hope there okay.

Kevin: For all i know their probably both zombie'.

Nazz: Kevin you don't have be rude.

Rolf: I also have some sympathy for the 2 mixed nuts ed boys.

Edd: I never checked too. When the infected i ran away from my house hoping to get away from the infected. I saw Eddy and Ed's house and wanted tocheck up on them but i was so scared of the zombies that ran straight to the school. If only i went to there house i would'ev been sure if they were ok.

Kevin: Wow your a wimp.

Nazz: And if you went to their house's you would've been eaten.

Edd: I guess so.

[The survivor's make it to the boat rental but see no more boats]

Nazz: Oh no.

Kevin: No there's gotta be a boat. There has to be.

Rolf: Might want to think of called plan what is it "B"

Kevin: This is the plan Rolf you idiot. We need to find one.

Nazz: Kevin let's face it... were stuck here.

Edd: Everyone! I found a boat.

[Everyone see's a boat on the roof strap to chains]

Nazz: A boat!

Kevin: You just saved our but's double d.

Edd: There's problem, There's a barricade to the generator if we destroy it will set of an alarm!

Kevin: Our only chance. Ready everyone

Nazz: 3

Rolf: 2

Ed: 1

Everyone: GO!!!!!

[They all break the barricade and the alarm goes off]

Kevin: Hit the generator.

Edd: We have spare ammo over here.

Kevin: Get ready to fight.

[Hundred's of zombies come out]

Edd: We need more firepower!

Nazz: Look a turret!

Kevin: Rolf! Use it.

Rolf: Rolf is on it.

[Rolf start's shooting the zombies with the turret]

Edd: i'm low on ammo

Kevin: Get some more ammo and get me some too.

[Edd goes and gets more ammo but a zombie lungs towards him and Edd shoots him in the head]

Edd: Oh Dear! [Shoots the zombie and kills it] Nearly got bitten. Here kevin your ammo!!

Kevin: How much longer till the boats down!

Edd: It's almost down. We just gotta hold out a little longer.

[A tank come's out]

Nazz: Oh no!

Rolf: TAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNK!

Edd: Shoot it!

[The survivors start fighting the tank, It hit's Edd and sends flying and hitting a tree]

Nazz: Double d!

Kevin: Go get him Nazz!

[Nazz runs to Edd]

Nazz: Double d are you ok.

Edd: My back hurts but yes indeed.

[Kevin and Rolf keep  fighting the tank]

Kevin: What does it take to kill this thing.

[Nazz and Edd come back]

Edd: Just keep shooting it!

[They eventually kill the Tank andd the boat has finally lowered]

Kevin: The boats down someone start it and do it fast!

Edd: I'll get to work on it.

[The other's defend Edd While he starts the boat]

Rolf: Hurry up Double d ed boy.

Edd: I'm trying!

Kevin: Were losing ammo here!

Edd: Ok i got starting!

[Kevin starts the boat and drives everyone away]

Kevin: We did it.

Nazz: Hopefully it will be the last.

Edd: I hope so too Nazz.

Too bad this has only begun... But for now rest easy

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Made by: Rystorm679 and FIGHTTHEPOWA