Talk:An Under-Edd's-Hat Theory/@comment-33201958-20170928073616

Double d is mixed. He's real lightskint so he would pass for white except his hair is kinky. His white mom can't manage his natural nappy hair so she goes to the convenience store and buys extra strength relaxer. Relaxes edds hair herself cause she doesn't wanna get edd a stylist because thats too much effort. Edds hair falls out, and his mom doesn't cut the damaged hair out for some reason. The straight strands sticking out the back of his head are from the botched perm. He wears the hat so no one has to see his edges growing back in patches. End of story.