Talk:An Under-Edd's-Hat Theory/@comment-173.23.172.153-20111217215739/@comment-917161-20111228153211

And corn rows are totally his style, it goes really well with that tie of his. Who gave him the corn rows, buddy. His parents? The same parents who wear a suit at work and forbid their son to bring girls into their home? "Corn rows" isn't a hairdo that grows naturally.

And that Cartoon Network game you got it from isn't official.