Eddy's Fraud

One day at the Cul De Sac Eddy and Ed were sitting doing nothing as they were yet again making up another scam. Hey Ed have you come up with an idea for a scam yet asked Eddy. Not yet Eddy said Ed. Well it’s been a disaster since sockhead and Murray well you know said Eddy.

Hey Eddy is this your check asked Ed? Yes it is Ed where did you get that check from I need to pay my fare said Eddy. You haven’t paid your fare for how long asked Ed? Maybe since sockhead got married and left cause he usually pays for me said Eddy.

The other kids heard about Eddy’s fare and they were all mad and they all looked at him with mad faces. What are you all looking at me for asked Eddy? I don’t paid sockhead usually does said Eddy. Eddy you idiot how come you cheat us all said Sarah.

I didn’t cheat us said Eddy. I usually let sockhead do my fare checks said Eddy. Well that’s still wrong and you need to face facts Eddy said Nazz. Face what kind of facts asked Eddy? You need to face the fact of the stuff you’re doing is illegal said Sarah. I don’t want you going to jail Eddy said Ed. I am not going to jail said Eddy.

Hey dork tomorrow you better go down to the tax offices cause if you get caught cheating you’re going to get into trouble said Kevin. Well I will but I will need help since sockhead is gone said Eddy. Hey Ed you’re going with me tomorrow said Eddy. Why does Ed have to go he doesn’t have a brain like Double D does asked Kevin?

Later that day as Eddy and Ed were down at the office they were waiting to go in. Oh come on when’s it my turn asked Eddy? Just then it was Eddy’s turn to go in and they went inside. When they got back home they told the other kids about what happened. So I told them that I made sockhead do my taxes for me for the past couple of months then he just let me go and told me to never do that again said Eddy.

The End