Talk:An Under-Edd's-Hat Theory/@comment-69.118.196.87-20120630234135/@comment-68.110.189.136-20130501013030

That is literally the worst explanation on transgender EVER. Either way I totally agree. His parents could be transphobes/homophobes and won't let Edd cut his hair short (much like my parents). The one name ( Starts with an M but I just forgot) could be his real name, but he begged for his parents to call him by his chosen name, Edward. It took a long time but he managed to convince hem when they moved to the Cul-de-sack. Also, this has much to do with the article. He could hide his hair because, like I said before, his parents won't let him cut it and he's extremely afraid of others making fun of him. Ed is a tad bit naive, so he probably would say "does it hurt?" Because he's Ed. Also, perhaps he keeps it tied up all the time, and I know as well as everyone else it hurts like hell if you've been wearing your hair up for a long time. I also think he could be blond, and the "dumb blond" thing too. Also, the dodgeball one is extremely unrealistic. He could have been hit in the head but he would probably die instantly if it got wedged in his skull. It probably just got cracked and he had to get stitches. You have just read a rant by Alli.