Barney And The Hooker

One day at the Cul De Sac Eddy and Ed were doing nothing until Barney came in with a big problem. Barney why are you so worried how did the date go with your date asked Eddy? We weren’t getting along and we called it off said Barney. Well that’s not good said Eddy.

I meant this hooker she’s nice but she’s in love with me and we have been having fun said Barney. Really so you two having fun said Eddy. Yes you want to meet her asked Barney? I guess so said Eddy. Just then the hooker was none other than Marie Kanker. MARIE!!! Screamed Eddy in a shocking voice.

Hey Eddy since my lover is gone I am in love with Barney said Marie. Well that’s cool but why is this a problem Barney asked Eddy? It’s not said Barney. Well Barney you are a bad lier sometimes said Eddy. I know I am but Marie and I are going out again come on dear lets go said Barney as they left out.

Later that evening Barney and Marie were coming home and Eddy was waiting for them. So guys how was your dating going asked Eddy? Oh it went well Eddy we had a great time and we are having a better relationship then I had then the date I had the night before said Barney.

Barney are you sure you want to cheat out women asked Eddy? Eddy it’s my life not yours and I don’t know why you are telling me this or maybe you’re just jealous said Barney. WHAT me jealous no way I have Lee Marie was sockheads girl said Eddy.

Just then a police officer came and told Marie that she was under arrested. Eddy and Barney were shocked to know that. Why is she officer is something wrong asked Barney? Well she was caught cheating with other men before you sir so she is going back to jail I’m sorry said the cop as he took Marie away to jail. Eddy and Barney both understood that they will never date hookers in their life’s.

The End