Edigins Part 1: Edd

Edigins Part 1: Edd is the first of a five part episode of Me and The Eds: The Next Generation.

Plot
The episode opens with Ilana making a plate of drinks. Two teas, two Mountain Fizzes (one of which is sugar free), and a glass of Energon. She carries the plate into the kitchen and sits down with Prime on the loveseat. Edd explains stuff like that was complicated when he was a little boy. He opens his story with himself at 5 years old, exactly 2 years before his parents died. He was once raised as a smart child, but also as a family butler. When Edd was a boy, children were not to be seen, much less heard, at adult dinner parties. Edd was made an exception as he was a waiter/butler, serving o'dourves and champagne by the glass. Edd never got a break, but got a ton of money in tips. At school, Edd's butler/neatfreak/smart kid-ness was put to the test. One day, the PE teacher decides to play a good old game of dodgeball (uh oh, here we go). It was pitting Popular vs. Unpopular. In English, everyone in the class vs. Edd. Edd ran for cover but got a strike to the head so hard, the skin on top of his head ripped off. It was bandaged, but his parents concluded that was considered terrible. They thought that he would be a terrible butler without some sort of hiding. So, to be safe, his mother constructed a black hat to hide the damage. Even though it helped, it came with a price, detentions by the truckload for violating the school's "No hats" policy. 2 years later, Edd is given another tool to help him, a bracelet with multiple tools built in. One day, when activating the pencil sharpener tool, a blade inside it pops out and stabs his history teacher's eye. He is expelled for murder. Trying to hold back tears, Edd runs home to tell his parents. But, upon entering the front door, he finds them dead in the living room.

To be Continued......

Trivia

 * We learn why Edd is always wearing his hat.
 * The next character in Part 2 will be Ilana.