Parents (Edd Shwartz Version)

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The Parents of the characters in Ed, Edd n Eddy are usually not shown on camera. Below is a list of parent characters from the continuity of Edd Shwartz. This page is a work in progress.

Teddy McQuarter
Teddy was once a womanizer. He worked as a fighter at an illegal gambling ring, where people would watch him in tournaments consisting of 8 to 24 people. Barbara, 22 at the time, was there when he, at the age of 24, recieved a massive defeat. He recovered, but in that time, he had his position filled. Barbara was there for him, and they eventually fell in love, got married, and had two kids, Jason and Eddy.

Teddy is even more dishonest than his sons. He often steals simple things like ketchup bottles and coffee stirers from public locations, simply to have something to steal.

Barbara McQuarter
Coming Soon

Edd's Parents
Marcy was at one point the prettiest girl in her hometown; this was long before she moved to Peach Creek. Trent, a bit nervous, asked her out, and they had a solid relationship for two years, before Trent proposed one fall. They were married that spring, and eventually had Edd. Marcy originally wanted three more kids, and wanted to have one a few months after she had Edd. Trent was on board witht the idea until Trent's mother informed him that it would be better to have kids spaced out at least six years (even though Trent is an only child), so they waited. However, by the time Edd was five, Marcy decided Edd was precious enoguh for her, so Edd remained an only child.

Trent Shwartz
Trent is not as nervous as Double D, but is even more afraid of chaos than Double D, resulting in him passing out at the sight of things like his broken screen door. His father's father's father was actually from Great Britain.

Marcy Shwartz
Marcy is a sweet and loving person. She wishes very much that she could have more time with Double D, but she is needed elsewhere.

Ed's Parents
When Todd and Marjorie were married, they agreed that they would have three kids, who would be loved equally, and that Todd and Marjorie would be strict but fair parents, who would teach their kids to get along. Todd wanted a boy, and Marjorie wanted a girl. When Ed was born, this made Marjorie jealous. As time went on, Marjorie grew to be more and more bossy, and by the time Sarah was born, Marjorie was completely in control of Todd. Marjorie decided whatever she and Todd did with Ed did not work, so Sarah became spoiled.

Todd Lumber
Todd loves both of his children equally, and if it were up to him, Sarah would recieve a spanking for all the times she's been a tattletail. He works from 5:45 AM to 5:45 PM at a very difficult blue-collar job, so by the time he gets home from work at 6, he usually just watches T.V. until eight.

Marjorie Lumber
Marjorie is extremely bossy and ill-tempered. She hates it whenever Ed, ellegedly, does something wrong. Despite her belief that women are superior to men, she does all the housework, because she cannot hold down a job.

Note: The author of this page does NOT believe in gender inequality. Marjorie, as an individual, cannot hold a job, because of her personality.