Talk:An Under-Edd's-Hat Theory/@comment-71.136.235.234-20130411015336/@comment-917161-20130411111716

These blond(e) theories are rather hurtful towards blondes, don't you think. Neither do I believe this kind of bullying exists in the Ed, Edd n Eddy world. After all, none of the gingers in this show are being bullied for being ginger. At the most, someone's baldness or amount of hair is being addressed by another character. But it's still not considered a problem, since they're living in an universe where apparently most boys don't have more than three hairs.

Besides that, Edd is in love with Nazz, and she is a blonde. Does that mean Edd still considers her to be a complete moron just because of the colour of her hair. Apparently he does, otherwise he would just leave his hat at home. Not very nice towards his crush. In the meantime, Edd once fell in love with May, albeit because of the annoying cupids in the corner, when she proved to be more intelligent than she always appeared; so it's not like Edd likes his women dumb. Though it would appear he likes them blonde. If we ignore his strange little crush on Sarah in the series' first episode.

Ed and Eddy's comments are the only hints given by the show, so it's rather silly to discard them like that. You can't discard valuable information, just to make your idea work. Your idea simply doesn't work, then. It's just as case of "wishful thinking".

I want you to logically think to yourself, and imagine a scene in the show's typical fashion with Edd losing his hat in public. In this case he is blonde. Remove the "e" yourself, while you're at it. What will the characters say besides "Hey, never thought you were blonde. Oh well.". They certainly wouldn't say "SWEET JAWBREAKER, what the heck is that, you looks so dumb now!". Because let's be honest, does anyone look intelligent wearing a ski hat, or red and purple together.

Unless his natural hair colour is pink, which I doubt is a problem in a world where blue is a legit hair colour, someone's hair colour will never be a major issue, ever.