Cousin Ed

Cousin Ed is a fan-fiction written by Manta-bee. According to the writer, she originally wrote the story in the year 2001.

New Characters
During the time she was first introduced to Plank, she seemed to understand his every word. But as soon as Plank speaks once more, she didn't seem to have heard it, but luckily it was translated by Jonny, as always. Was it really a speck of Plank's realism shining through or was she simply just playing along? Hmm...
 * Sandy is Edd's cousin who only appears in Cousin Ed. She is younger than Edd and his friends, about the same age as Sarah and Jimmy. At times, she proves to be very sharp and intelligent. Sandy is a small girl with black-brown hair in pigtails and wears a purple (some stories, light blue) dress with puffed sleeves and a ruffled skirt, white socks and black mary-jane shoes. For a few moments into the story, Sandy seems to have a small crush on Eddy. (Hey, even Eddy needs some love, and certainly not the kind from The Kankers.) Sandy has even proven to be enjoying Eddy's scams and taking a disliking to Kevin, but then seems to have gotten over it by the middle or end.


 * Molly is Edd's cousin who only appears in Cousin Ed. She is two years older than Edd and is a rough-and-tumble kind of girl. Usually exposes Eddy for his fraud during his scams. In some parts of the story, it implies that Kevin may possibly have a crush on her. Molly has long black-brown hair and wears an orange baseball tee with flared jeans and black street-style shoes.

Story
Edd walks into his house to get some supplies for the new scam he and the other Eds are performing, when he finds a sticky note from his parents saying that his aunt and uncle came by and dropped off his two cousins, the rowdy Molly and little Sandy.

Molly sees Edd and gives a bit of a coy/mischievous smile and says "Hello, how's my favorite cousin??" Sandy looks also looks at him with a more cheerful smile and says "Hello, Cousin Edd!"

Eddy then shouts at Edd from outside and asking if he can take any longer finding the tools, then he walks in with Ed and sees Molly and Sandy and then asks who they are. They then introduce themselves as Edd's cousins. The Eds then talk about their scam and Molly asks if that is what they do everyday, which Edd answers, "Practically, yes." Eddy then offers the two a place in the scam, as long as they don't mess it up. Molly looks a bit skeptical while Sandy stares in awe. Their scam is baked mudpies for their Ed's Bakery scam. Molly helps bake a few pies, and feeds a few to Ed, who finds them delicious. Of course, Ed is known for his eating invunerability, but Eddy thinks that they can't fail.

Of course, they do, when they are found out.

Quotes
Eddy: Hey, Double D! Can you take any longer in- [walks in and sees Molly and Sandy]...um, who are you two? Molly: Oh, we're just Edd's two favorite cousins! Eddy: You have cousins, Double-D? Sandy: Cousin Double-D! I like the sound of that!

Molly: Ed, you are so dumb... Ed: Why thank you!

Ed: [eating a mudpie] Yum yum! This is better than Buttered- Edd: [interrupting] Ed, please don't talk with your mouth full.

Sandy: I love Eddy...

Jimmy: [finding out that the mudpies are made out of actual mud] Yuck! there's a wiggly inside! AAAAAAAH!!! Sarah: ED!!!!

Trivia

 * The title is an allusion to Cousin It of the Addams Family.


 * Sandy seems to show signs of being infatuated with Eddy in certain parts of the story.


 * There is said to be two parts to the story, but only one has been written so far.


 * After Molly and Sandy are introduced to the other kids of the Cul-De-Sac, Kevin seems to develop a crush on Molly.


 * When introduced to Plank, Sandy seems to be able to understand him, but later on, she dosen't seem to be able to hear him.


 * Sandy is about Sarah and Jimmy's age, while Molly is two years older than Edd.