Goodbye Ed!/Transcript

Script

 * (Sun comes up, at Eddy's House, his alarm clock rings. Eddy turns it off and wakes up, he take a bath in his bathroom, and puts on clothes)
 * Eddy: "Ah, what a good day!"
 * (He start to hear commotion from the outside)
 * Eddy: "Huh?"
 * (He looks outside and see Ed and the kids outside. He runs outside)
 * Eddy: "What's the commotion, guys?"
 * Nazz: "This is a tragedy."
 * Eddy: "Hey, hey, hey! What's going on?"
 * Ed: "Our dearest friend, Double D is moving away!"
 * Eddy: (shocked) "WHAT?!?!"
 * Kevin: "This is a bummer!"
 * Rolf: "Rolf sorrowly mourns over the Double D Edboy moving away."
 * Eddy: "Double D's moving away? This is awful, just terrible! How come he didn't tell me?!"
 * Nazz: "Boy, Eddy! I never thought you ever cared for Double D. All you just do is yell at him, don't you want that to be his last memory of you?"
 * Eddy: "You're right, Nazz! Yelling won't work. I'm gonna have to kill him!"
 * Nazz: "That's not what I was talking about, Eddy."
 * (Eddy runs home, and into the kitchen, throwing stuff around)
 * Eddy: "I'll kill him! That's what I'll do! I'll kill him, and he can't move away cause he's dead, and I'll visit him everyday at his grave!"
 * (Eddy finds a frying pan)
 * Eddy: "Aha! This'll do the trick!"
 * (He laughs evilly, and run out the door)
 * Eddy: "So, Sockhead think he can move away without telling me? He's got another thing coming!"
 * (He tiptoes and hide inside a bush, Edd opens the door, taking out boxes)
 * Eddy: (whispering) "There he is!"
 * Edd's Mother: (offscreen) "Eddward, be careful with that box! It's very fragile!"
 * Edd's Father: (offscreen) "Then come back in and take out this box full of sticky notes!"
 * Edd: "Coming, Mother and Father!"
 * (He goes back inside the house)
 * Eddy: (sighs) "Look at him."
 * (Edd takes out a box with sticky notes inside)
 * Eddy: "He's doing hard work packing stuffs. I can't do it! Kill him while he's stuck doing hard work? What kind of person am I? Don't worry, Double D! I'm gonna give you the very, last, darndest day at Peach Creek ever!"
 * (Later that afternoon, Eddy brushes his hair and he hears the doorbell rings)
 * Eddy: "He's here!"
 * (He run down the stairs, and opens the door, revealing Edd)
 * Eddy: "Hey there, Double D old pal! Come on in!"
 * Edd: "Hey, Eddy!"
 * Eddy: "Do you want a comic book, fuzzy slippers, a massage?"
 * (He shows him the stuff he asked what he want)
 * Edd: "What's wrong with you, Eddy?"
 * Eddy: "Nothing!"
 * Edd: "Well, our parents gonna move and you see---"
 * Eddy: "I already know!"
 * Edd: "You do? Wow, I thought you'll be mad and wanna kill me!"
 * (Eddy laughs)
 * Eddy: "That's just crazytalk, Double D!"
 * (He takes him outside)
 * Eddy: "Now come on, you big Sockhead! Let's go and have some fun!"
 * Edd: "Why, Eddy! I'm quite surprised by your personality, I mean just---"
 * Kevin: "Hey, Double Dude! Wanna shoot a few hoops with me?"
 * Edd: "Gee, Kevin! Well---"
 * Eddy: (interrupting) "No, he doesn't too! Now, if you excuse us, we gotta---"
 * Edd: "I guess I'll play a little basketball."
 * Eddy: "Huh? Wait! Can't you just hang out with me a little while?"
 * Edd: "But, Eddy! Kevin seems to be willing to play, so I guess I'll go with him."
 * Eddy: "Wait for me!"
 * (Eddy catches up)
 * Eddy: "I wanna play basketball, too! Gimme the ball!"
 * (Eddy bounces the basketball and throw it to the sky, then the ball hits Eddy in the face. Edd takes him to a bench)
 * Edd: "Why don't you just sit here and watch, Eddy?"
 * (Eddy watches Kevin and Edd play basketball, offscreen)
 * Ed: "Eddy? I got a card!"
 * (Ed pulls out a card)
 * Eddy: "Thanks, Ed! I can write something funny, he'll have to remember me! But I'm gonna have to need a bigger card."
 * (Ed pulls out a bigger card)
 * Eddy: "You're a genius, Ed! (He is shocked at what he said) Boy, I never thought I'd say that! With this, I can write something even more funny, he'll remember me so much! But what if someone writes something more funnier than mine? Nice try, Lumpy! Give it back to me when everyone else gets finished signing it."
 * (He gives Ed the card back)
 * Ed: "Okay!"