Edigins Part 4: Ed

Edigins Part 4: Ed is the 4th part of a 5 part episode of Me and The Eds: The Next Generation.

Plot
Ed jumps in on Eddy's story saying his life always was a hellhole. His story opens at the Park n' Flush Trailer Park with a rusted green tractor trailer. A fat woman with a cigarette in her mouth comes out and opens a beer using her teeth. She calls her husband and Ed to go grab a shotgun and go hunt for dinner. Ed asks his father why she's so grouchy, his father explains that they're kind are always like that and that normal wealthy people are the enemy. They return two hours later with 5 squirrels and a raccoon. They walk in to find her stuffing her face with a pizza. She hogs it saying only women can eat pizza and they have to eat the hunted animals. Going out to find books (what they use as napkins), Ed spots something that attracts his eyes, a copy of Megamorphers #1. Ed reads it and decides to write comic books. Behind his parents backs, he writes several sucessful stories like The Titan of Timbuctu and Ectoplasmic Eeel of Eternia. 2 months later, Ed is offered a contract at Comico, the #1 comics company in the world, just as Ed signs it, his mother comes out, grabs the contract, rips it up, and stomps it with her foot. She then demands the man to leave and never return. She looks at Ed saying no son of hers will grow up to be a sucessful rich man. She then drags Ed inside and straps him to the back of the trailer, she then pours a beer through his ear canal to the brain. Then she takes a cigarette, lights it and drops it through his ear canal, rendering him stupid, never remembering his days when he wrote comic books.

To Be Concluded....

Trivia

 * Here, we learn why Ed loved comic books so much.
 * How is it that Eds parents were once poor rednecks, now normal rich people? Hmmm.
 * The final character in Part 5 will be Prime.