Sex And The Single Kid

One day at the Cul De Sac Eddy and Ed were doing nothing yet again until Kevin and the other kids were coming back from a sex ed class. What are you all doing asked Eddy? Well if you dorks want to know we came from a sex ed class said Kevin in a aggressive tone.

Maybe we can do the sex ed class ourselves said Eddy. I don’t think so I don’t think you would want to be in the sex ed class said Ed. Ed it’s just us here and with sockhead and Murray gone we can do whatever we want said Eddy. Just then the whole sex ed class changed Eddy’s mind.

Later that day Ed was in the sex ed class and was learning all about sex. Eddy you should join because you can learn about sex said Ed. No I am not because I know what it is and trust me you don’t want learn it said Eddy. Eddy how do you know all about sex asked Ed?

Well I had umm it was many years ago said Eddy. Wait weren’t you married to your brother’s wife and did it then said Ed. Eddy that was the only time you did it then said Ed. Yes Ed that was the only time I did it said Eddy. Eddy decided to try the sex ed class.

Later that day as Eddy arrived and wanted to know about sex until then the teacher walked in. Good morning everyone I’m misses Griffin your new sex ed teacher now you all probably know everything about sex and you all think there’s good things about it and there’s bad things about it but as long as you do safe sex then you will be fine and safe no more moaning and the other stuff said Lois.

The next day Eddy went to the the sex ed class again but didn’t really like it because Lois was going too far and she was making everyone doing the safe sex so he decided to not take the class and just leave. Later Ed found Eddy and tried to have Eddy come back to the class but Eddy didn’t want to come back. Ed I am not doing this at all said Eddy.

Later that day Ed and the other kids went to the sex ed class and they had a great time and they decided to take classes without Eddy. Later that night as Ed and the others returned home Ed found Eddy just sitting sleeping waiting for Ed to come home. Eddy must have been waiting for me to come home said Ed to himself.

The End