Edstoppable

Edstoppable is a Ed Edd n Eddy movie by Casimus Prime.

Plot
The movie opens with Will Colson, an AWVR conductor who has a restraining order against his wife, Darcy. He arrives at the station where he is assigned to his partner Frank Barnes, a 28 year experience railroader. At Quincy Yard, a train has failed to be moved off a specific track for a kid's field trip. One of the two engineers named Rusty climbs onboard to move it, but hops out to set a switch. When he hops out, the independent deactivates and the train speeds off. Elsewhere, Will and Frank board engine 5572 to pick up their cargo. Just then, yardmaster Connie Hooper arrives with a crapload of donuts for the kids only to learn of the train's run and that the train had no air brakes. She instructs him and his partner, Chipper to hop on the south track and catch up to it. She then calls Ned to throw a sider switch, much to his excitement. Arriving at the Ottawa Curve, Frank tries to get to know Will better. At the switch, Ned and the two men come to realize that the train is not a coaster, it's under power!!!!!! She tries to call the corporate office in Pennsylvania, but no answer. After picking up the cargo, 5572 is instructed by dispatch to get to a siding and sit tight. Frank says that they won't fit because Will picked up two cars too many. Connie gets corporate on the phone and speaks to VP of Train Operations, Oscar Galvin. He devises a plan to stop 777 (the train's nickname) by putting another train in front of it, only to result in the death of senior employee John Stewart. They get off at a siding and uncouple their cargo and get back on the main in reverse. Their plan is to couple to the back and brake, hopefully slowing it down enough for one of them to hop on top of the cars to the engine, stopping it. Galvin overhears their plan to stop 777 and threatens their jobs because he doesn't want to destroy a train so that way an engineer can play "hero". Frank says he already got his 90 day firing notification in the mail 89 days ago. He then tells Connie to get them off or she can consider herself shit-canned too. Catching up, they hook on to 777, causing Will to break his foot. Frank hops out and breaks each car, hoping to slow it down. Back in 5572, the brakes blow. Just as they give up, Ned drives up in his car and tells Will to jump on. He then races him to the nose of 777 where he climbs a rail ladder, gets in the cab and bring 777 to a stop. After the accident, Will is reunited with his wife and has a child on the way, Frank is promoted and now retired, Connie is promoted to VP of Train Operations, Galvin's old job, and Rusty and Chipper are currently working....in the fast food buisness.

Quotes

 * Frank: This ain't training. In training they give you an F, out here you die.
 * Will: We green sheet it and it's my ass! Come on, give me a break.
 * Connie: Get back in your car and hop back on the main. I want a set of eyes on that train.
 * Ned: You got em'. Roger that.
 * Galvin: I'm not risking this company just because some engineer wants to play "hero"!
 * News reporter: The train is increasing in speed.

Trivia

 * For once, Prime plays a villain.
 * Phineas' ringtone is the same as Ned's from Unstoppable.