Ed, Edd n' Eddy: Local Shooting

Two kids are on a killing spree. They will stop at nothing until the entire Peach Creek population is gone, except for people who they trust. This is a parody of the Culumbine High School Shooting.

Eddy's Point of View
It was a normal day, just like any other. I remember at school that day I had a huge math test that I didn't study for. We took half of the test, and then went ot 4th hour lunch break. While eating, a mysterious pipe rolling by Ed's feet. It was home-made Pipe Bomb. It didn't go off because it was poorly made. That raised some suspense.

I went outside to get some fresh air, and then I saw these two guys with long trench coats. The guys had rifles, sawed off shotguns, and a semi automatic handgun. Then they started shooting. I didn't really have time to think. I got shot six times and it shattered two of my vertabraes. And then I began to lose feeling in my legs. So my feet were going numb, and I had the feeling of passing out. I saw three other kids come out, Jenny Wurran, Michael Cage and Jonny 2x4. They all hit with two bullets to the leg and to the head. Jonny survived though miraculously. While I lay there motionless, I'm thinking how did those guys get guns like that, and how were they so accurate.