Slender Ed Transcript

Script
(In Edd's Garage, Ed is given a Slenderman costume)

Eddy: "You better not mess this up, Lumpy!"

Ed: "I will be the best Slenderman I can be, Eddy!"

Edd: "I'm sure you will, Ed. Now, try this on."

(Edd puts on the Slenderman head for the costume)

Ed: "I feel transformed, guys!"

(Edd and Eddy giggle)

Eddy: "Look! Ed's got a chin!"

Edd: "I'll just go get a mirror, Ed. You look very convincing!"

(Edd leaves the garage)

Eddy: "You're a natural, Ed! You should've been born a Slenderman! Man, what's he doing? Making a mirror?"

(Ed's vision becomes a red mist)

Eddy: "Ed?"

(Cuts to the outside of Edd's House, with shadows of Ed and Eddy)

Ed: "I AM A SLENDERMAN!!!!!!!"

(Ed attacks Eddy, right when Edd comes back with a mirror)

Edd: "I'm back! FATHER'S GARAGE!!!! Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Curse the consequences of an only child! Eddy? Eddy?"

(Edd notices Eddy laying on the ground, dead)

Edd: "Eddy? Oh, dear!"

Jimmy: (offscreen) "Help me! Aah!"

Edd: "Heavens, it's Jimmy!"

(Edd goes to the playground, which is destroyed)

Edd: "Jimmy? Oh, my!"

(Edd looks at the destroyed park)

Edd: "This is worse than I thought. This isn't simple as pretending or playacting. Ed actually believe he's Slenderman! He's even made off with---"

Nazz: (offscreen) "Jimmy!"

Kevin: (offscreen) "Hey, Fluffy!"

Rolf: (offscreen) "Fluffy? Is it not Jimmy? Who's Fluffy?"

Edd: "I have to warn the others!"

Jimmy: (offscreen) "Help!"

Nazz: (offscreen) "Poor Jimmy!"

(Ed disappears to the construction site, as the kids follow it)

Jonny: "C'mon, everybody! Plank says he heard something over here!"

Kevin: "Yeah, right! And I'm the King of Siam!"

Rolf: "And Rolf is the Head of Cabbage!"

(Ed's tension is still red, as he look at the kids searching for Jimmy)

Kevin: "Where are you, Fluffy?"

Nazz: "Jimmy!"

Rolf: "Rolf is confused! Is it Jimmy or this Fluffy who is lost?"

Jonny: "Oh, Jimmy! Jimmy!"

(Jonny sees some Chunky Puffs)

Jonny: "How lucky can you get, Plank? Chunky Puffs!"

(Jonny eat Chunky Puffs, as Ed's Slenderman tentacles creep up to Jonny)

Edd: "JONNNNYYYYY!!!!!"

(Ed grabs Jonny and take him away, dropping Plank)

Edd: "What have I done? I've actually created a monster!"

(While the other kids look for Jimmy, they hear footsteps. They get scared, as Rolf hops on Kevin)

Rolf: "What is the sound that makes Rolf soil his trousers?"

Kevin: "I don't know! So get off me!"

(Nazz backs away, but trips over Plank)

Nazz: "Guys? I just found Plank without a Jonny!"

(The kids see Ed and get terrified)

Kevin: "Check it out!"

(A closeup of Ed's Slenderman costume is shown, then goes back to the kids. They start running off, screaming. They run to Kevin's House, as Kevin locks the door)