Talk:An Ed in the Sky/@comment-224939-20120302224323

I'm going to ignore all the other ridiculous parts of this story and go straight to this one little sentence:

"AREA 51 KOMODORO CALIFORNIA, PROPRIETY OF THE USA ARMY, DO NOT GET IN, OR ELSE YOUR HEAD WILL TURN INTO FIRED CHICKEN"

First off, Area 51 is not located in Komodoro California (such a place does not even exist in CA), it's located in 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas, Nevada. Second, it's not property of the Army, it's property of the Air Force.