D.O.R.K.

D.O.R.K. is a song created by Jib & the Eds to inform Kevin, he's a Motherdorker. It's a parody of Y.M.C.A.

Lyrics
Kevin, Please Stop Dorking Around.

I Say Kevin, You're the Pit of the Crowd.

I Say Kevin, Out of all of this Town,

There is one Dork who lives in it.

Because, You're the D-O-R-K.

Because, You're the D-O-R-K.

I Say Kevin, Out of all of this Town,

There is one Dork who lives in it.

Kevin, The Dork who's from Hell.

I Say Kevin, You're not doing so well.

I Say Kevin, Tell me who made that Smell,

I think you might have did it.

Because, You're the D-O-R-K

Because, You're the D-O-R-K

I Say Kevin, Tell me who made that Smell,

I think you might have did it.

(saxophone solo)

Kevin, you should get out of here.

I Say Kevin, Just get Spanked in the Rear.

I Say Kevin, when I have a Cool Beard,

You'll get mauled by a Cute Kitten.

Because, You're the D-O-R-K

Because, You're the D-O-R-K

I Say Kevin, when I have a Cool Beard,

You'll get mauled by a Cute Kitten.

Because, You're the D-O-R-K

Because, You're the D-O-R-K

I Say Kevin, You just killed your own Stork,

Just understand you are a DOORRRK.