List of Scams

These are some scam ideas of Ed, Edd n Eddy fans that they have thought up for the Eds.

Overview: Hot Dogs That Where Cooked By Ed
 * Eds Hot Dogs

Profit: 25 Cents

Success/Failure: The Hot Dogs Tasted Horrible and got Refunds



Overview: Edd makes the pizza Eddy talks on the phone and Ed delivers the pizza.

Profit: 8$ Failure: Ed uses the money for a poster. Not jawbreakers. Eddy hits him with a frying pan.
 * Mystery meat disguised as Chocolate

Overview: Basically The Eds (With the exception of Edd) sell mystery meat with sugar and make it look like chocolate.

Profit: specifically $1.75.

Failure: At first all of the kids gathered into an angry mob because The Eds tried to pass up horrid mystery meat as chocolate, afterwards Edd disappeared, Ed froze his sister, and Eddy managed to run 10x faster than usual to his house, see the link below for how they did that.

Use: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3786130/3/Super_Eds


 * The Mega Party

Overview: A mega party, with video games, food, movies and music, which lasted for 2 days.

Profit: 25 cents

Failure: None. But the Kankers appeared with intent to spoil it.

Use: Eds Party


 * Get Better Quick

Overview: Vitamins designed to look like pills to cure any disease.

Profit: Many quarters from the kids.

Failure: The kids demanded refunds when Edd unwillingly told them.


 * Ed-Vice 2009

Overview: Characters from other Cartoon Network Shows ask Eddy for advice for just a quarter if they got a bad mood feeling

Profit: Almost one quarter from Mojo Jojo

Failure: Eddy and Double D fell asleep when the children (before being known to Earth) have sent all citizens in Rethink Avenue fall asleep to be genetically inside the Cul-De-Sac's women and be born in order to conquer the world. Also, Eddy could have also come up with a lame advice.

Use: Ed of the Damned


 * Eddy's Monster-A-Go-Go-Away-and-Child-Defense

Overview: Kids get protection by Double D and Eddy from the giant monster stalking them and the "chlidren"

Profit: The kids got so worried they clogged up a total of $75.25 into Eddy's jar that was empty and never touched for years

Failure: Edzilla ate the money inside the jar along with the jar's plastic materialism.

Use: The Ed From 20,000 Fathoms


 * Edsabers

Overview: Toy Lightsabers

Profit: None

Failure: A. No one was interested. B. Ed spoiled Star Wars Episode III.

Use: Ed Wars (on fanfiction.net) Sudden page maker's note to you: I've seen your FF, keep em coming T fiction!


 * Eds Bakery

Overview: Cakes and pies made from dirt and mud.

Profit: 50 cents.

Failure: The kids discovered what it was made out of after tasting the dirt and finding rocks and worms in it.

Use: Cousin Ed (Fan-fiction by Manta-bee)


 * Ed's Local Store

Overview: A real store built by the eds.

Profit: The prices were unknown of all the items.

Failure: Ed accidently drived a crane into it and knocked it over.

Use: Go to the Ed Store


 * Ed's Excellent World of Furniture

Overview: The Eds sell wooden furniture on Arbor Day.

Profit: A cash register full of quarters (plus $10.00 from Jimmy).

Failure(s): Eddy runs out of wood. Jonny runs away because he doesn't want Plank to get turned into furniture and accidently destroys the stand.


 * Thirteen Monkeys (movie)

Overview: The Eds shown the kids a movie called (Thirteen Monkeys) starring the Eds

Profit: 25 cents for each minute watching it.

Failure: There weren't any monkeys, angering the kids.

Episode: Operation: J.O.H.N.N.I.F.I.C.A.T.I.O.N.

Overview: The kids ask Double D questions. Profit: 25 cents and 1 jawbreaker. Failure: Since the kids don't know who they're talking too, Double D and Ed decide to take a stand and so Ed and Double D give the kids wrong answers and they all flunk. So they beat up Eddy and get their money and jawbreakers back.
 * Ask Someone


 * E-project

Idea by: Scam(a fan that does not have an account on ed,edd a eddy wiki). Overview: Double D builds the eds own version of the guntank,guncannon,gundam and eventually the gms from mobile suit gundam. Profit : None  Success: Eddy's brother's army attacks before they are sold. But eddy gets in the Eddam (Ed version of the Gundam) and attacks and wins, leading to a war. But eventually the eds win the war. This going to be the plot of an upcoming fan-fiction on fan-fiction.com this summer.


 * Ed's Ping Pong

Overview: The Eds have the kids play ping pong, and sometimes, they challenge the masters (Eddy and Edd) for an extra quarter.

Profit: A jarful of quarters.

Failure: Ed walked through the table, destroying it in the process. Causing the scam to be ruined. Also, most of the story was Eddy's dream, so he didn't actually have that money in real life. But he does the same scam outside the dream, so it's unknown if it was a failure or not.

Use: Ed Abuse


 * Ed and Eddy's Baby Mart

Overview: Ed and Eddy sell baby gifts (Ed's baby junk) to the pigeons- I mean customers for the baby shower for Edd's new baby sister, despite Edd's determination to not have her become Eddy's cashcow.

Profit: Lots and lots and lots and lots of money. Nickels, Dimes, pennies, quarters, heck, even a fancy 20 dollar bill. This was Ed and Eddy's most profiting scam yet.

Errr........... Success?: Everyone bought the gifts, so by monday afternoon, all their wares were gone. Edd got suspicious, but the suspicions were put on hold when he found out that his mom was in labor. However, this story isn't over yet, so I'll update if I see a failure in this most successful scam yet.

Use: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3711365/4/So_Close_Yet_So_Ed


 * You on Wheels

Overview: Edd makes a unicycle fold over your feet so you can roll instead of walk.

Profit: A jar of quarters. Plus a 50 from Kevin to sell at CycleCon

Failure Then Success: Edd forgot to add the automatic deactivation. So the kids have them repaired at no extra charge.

Use:  Me and The Eds


 * Super Ed's Cyber Vehicles

Overview:Casimus sells bikes, skateboards, and scooters made of alien technology. His biggest seller was a Cyberboard. Eddy was pissed that Casimus made money so he steals it. Edd breaks it up by throwing the money into the creek.

Profit:A lot of money.

Failure: Edd tossed all the money in the creek.

Fanfic: Me and The Eds


 * Funeral Clothes and Cards

Overview: The Eds (Minus Ed) sell funeral clothes and cards (For Ed's funeral). That's all.

Profit: Unknown, but they did get a lot of cash.

Failure: It was all just a dream.

Use: Ed Abuse


 * 4th of July Party

Overview: A Party at Eddy's house - you pay to get in.

Profit: $6.00, plus the money made from selling Sparklers.

Semi-Failure: Plank set off the fireworks a tad early, and the scam was abandoned. Also, according to Kevin "The Party was Suck-ish". But the fireworks were awsome, so they didn't ask for a refund.

Use: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5189648/1/IndependEds_Day_Ed_Edd_n_Eddys_4th_of_July

Overview: The Eds Sell lots of weapons of water doom.
 * Marine Ed's

Profit: $4.50, plus an overreaction from Numbuh 1.

Failure: The Candy Store was closed.

Use: Operation ED


 * Sparkler Stand

Overview: The Eds sell sparklers at the party.

Profit: $5.00

Semi-Failure: Kevin taunted the Eds by saying they would be dangerous, giving way to a sparkler duel.

Use: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5189648/1/IndependEds_Day_Ed_Edd_n_Eddys_4th_of_July


 * The Cul-de-sac Race

Overview: A race the Eds set up and organize.

Profit: $9.00

Success: Everyone participated and since no rules were set against it Eddy either sabotaged, or crashed everyone else and won the race, fair and square even so.

Use: Super Ed Kart


 * Jawbreaker Ransom

By: The Kankers

Overview: A ransom plot to force the Candy Store to pay the Kankers.

Profit: None

Failure: They were tracked and beaten by all of the Cul-de-sac kids who take possession of the candy.

Use: Take-Ed


 * Eddy's Money Making Machine

By: The Eds

Overview: To Make Money For The Eds.

Profit: None.

Failure: Ed Put To Much Ink in it, Witch Caused it to Explode.


 * Ed's Video Game Boutique

By: The Eds

Overview: The Eds Sell Video Games, Consoles and Handhelds for 1 Dollar

Profit: $1.00

Success: Everyone Bought them Because They Were Cheap, and The Eds Bought 1,000 Jawbreakears


 * Mr. Edd's Meat Pies 

By: The Eds Overview: Eddy opens up a barber's shop. When Johnny2x4 goes to Eddy's shop and threatens to tell the kids on him for being cheap, Eddy blugeons Johnny in the head with an iron tea kettle until he is dead. Edd then suggests that they bake Johnny's flesh into meat pies and then sell them to the kids in The Cul-de-Sac. When the kids come to try the meat pies they think they are delicious.

Profit: $4.00

Success: All the kids in The Cul-de-Sac bought all the meat pies Edd baked and didn't even notice that Johnny wasn't around anymore, the Eds then buy a giant house by the sea and live in it and also buy a lifetime supply of Jawbreakers.


 * Ed's Future playground

By: The Eds

Owerview: Edd builds a Sci-Fi themed playground for the kids to play throgh a obstacle course.

Profit: $1.00

'''Semi Faliure: Due to broken Parts of the playground makes the kids all injured, Then the Eds get kissed by the kanker sisters and then the playground was demolished. '''


 * Ed's Rootbeer


 * Overview: The Eds sell fake rootbeer to the kids, made of soap, water and chocolate.


 * Profit: 50 cents

The kids had a party to celebrate thier death.
 * Faliure: Jimmy Blew Bubbles after drinking it, And Sarah beat up the Eds.
 * Eds Rocket to the Moon and beyound
 * Orvereview:
 * Similar to the rocket car scam, Edd built a rocket ship standing up and when the kids got in, Edd put a moving curtan over the rocket like the rocket car, giving the apearence of traveling through space. The plan was that Ed would disquise himself as a space squid and pretend to attack the ship.
 * Failure: When Ed attacked the ship, a part of his cotume got caught on the moving curtain and tore a hole in the curtain. The kids beat up the eds and tied them up and then locked them in the rocket. Kevin tapped fire works to the bottom of the rocket and lit them whitch caused the rocket to blast skyward. When the rocket was high enough, the rocket exsploded and the eds died.

'Eds Eco friendly City Overeview: The Eds built a fake eco friendly city on Earth Day and had the kids pay a mortage lone to move in.

Profit: $25

Failure: The Kids dicoverd it was fake and left. The Eds got lost in the city. Some neibore complaind about the city and demanded it to be torn down. A construction crew came and tore it down with a wrecking ball while the eds were still inside. The eds died as the city colapssed.