The Count of Ed-te Cristo

The Count of Ed-te Cristo is a fanfiction by Eddlikeshotsauce.It is loosely based off of the book 'The Count of Monte Cristo' by Alexandre Dumas.

Characters
Ed as King Ed the XVII.

Edd as Eddward Dantes,the main protagonist,later the Count of Ed-te Cristo.

Eddy as Eddy Morcerf,the main antagonist.

Jimmy as Jimmy Morcerf,son of Eddy.

Nazz as Nazzlina,the love interest of the story.

Kevin as Kevinars,a primary antagonist.

Rolf as Abbe Rolf,the wise person.

Jonny as Jacapo,Ed-te Cristo's personal servant.

Sarah as Sarahouuse,the owner of a bar.

Plank as Plankefort,a primary antagonist.

The Kanker Sisters as Kanker d'If jailers.

Eddy's Brother as Eddmond Dantes,Edd's father.

Locations
The Cul-De-Sac- the main setting.It is located in France.

Points of interest-Sarahouuse's Bar,The Dantes residence,Ed-te Cristo's Mansion.

The Kanker d'If-A prison.

Ed-te Cristo-an island in the creek.

Points of interest-The Treasure Cave.

Chapter 1:The Life of Eddward Dantes
The ship The Ed-eon docked into the bay on Sept. 25, 2005.A captain confronted Eddward Dantes,the first mate of the ship.

"Where is Captain Edna?" he asked.

"She subcummed to scurvy on September the third.He buried her in the sea the usual way."

"Threw her off?"

"Yes."

Edd shifted,uncomfortable.

"Who's captain now?"the captain asked.

"I hold that position,sir.All but one voted for me to be the new captain."

"Who didn't?"

"Kevinars."

"Speaking of Keninars,"the captain proclaimed,"here he comes now!"

Sure enough,Kevinars,the greedy purser of the ship,was heading in their direction,mumbling under his breath.

"Why can't they make ME captain of this stupid ship..."

Edd bade goodbye to everyone,then set out to find his father.

Eddmond,his father,was a stressed man who was proud of his son.He was afraid his son would one day be lost at sea,but this theory was proved incorrect (at least for now) when Edd entered the door.

"My son!" he cried,hugging him."How was the last voyage?"

"Excellent,dad.And guess what?I've been named captain of a ship!"

Eddmond was proud of him.But he also knew he was in love with a beautiful girl named Nazzline.

"Run to her,my son," he said.

And so he did.Nazzline was currently talking with her cousin,Eddy Morcerf.

"I've told you,I will only marry Eddward Dantes." she said for the billionth time.

Eddy sighed.He wanted Eddward to die.